If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
