scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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