It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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