She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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