Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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