Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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