At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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