so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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