she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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