I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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