Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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