i wish my penis had a tongue
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm sobbing to NWA
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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