So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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