I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
