so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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