oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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