I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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