I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I need a burrito and a hug.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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