we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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