I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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