How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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