He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
