there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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