Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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