Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The Olympian is in my bed
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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