he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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