This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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