is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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