We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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