so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
wow bdsm is so cute
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