I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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