if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she pinky promised me she was 18
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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