You made me cry and you don't even care
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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