I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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