Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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