i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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