No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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