I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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