Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The dick lei will go down in squad history
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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