: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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