dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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