At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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