Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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