In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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