so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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