You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
