He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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