Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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