CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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