I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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