I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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