Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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